Sunday 30 November 2008

my favorite Movie of this year

There were alot of great movies out this year. Obviously the biggest is 'The Dark Knight'.I'm suprised by how good the movie is. The first time I never slept through a batman movie. And "Quantum of Solace" was greater than Casino Royale which is one of the greatest Bond movies ever.


They were all great but one movie stands out head,shoulders, chest, hip, knees and chin bones above the rest(to me at least) is Speed Racer.


Some people say that it is too childish too cartoony.Well those people are sad and have no imagination.Speed Racer is a good film. I wont say what its about (i know what its about but i just don't bother).It has a good script, great special effects and the best ever art direction.Too bad the acting aint good enough, its like watching childish men=)

Saturday 29 November 2008

what were you thinking Lewis?!!

A few weeks ago, Lewis was declared the winner of the 2008 F1 season making him the youngest and first black person to win in the sport. That is all very interesting, but there is something else.

When he won,some people heard his girlfriend ,Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls, say "You're gonna get it tonight". Then i read in mirror.co.uk that he actually stayed up till 9am.

Now Lewis if you're reading this right now, if your girlfriend is a pussy cat doll saying you're gonna get it tonight,go to bed and have it!

Or maybe he didn't understand what she meant.Imagine this:

Nicole Scherzinger: You're gonna get it tonight

Lewis Hamilton: Tonight? but I already won it!

Nicole: NO NOT THAT YOU IDIOT!!

Thursday 27 November 2008

The 2009 F1 cars






If anybody bothers to read the papers every morning(I myself don't bother), you would know that almost all the cars are , and there's no other way of saying it, UGLY!









Now you see what I mean.The old cars were beutifully desinged with curves desinged in wind tunnels to cut through the air with ease. Now it seems like they didn't bother with the wind tunnels. Look at that rear wing. It seems like they modelled it on a box before puting it on the cars. Everythig looks the front wing is smaller now don't it?Reminds me of those formula 3000 cars which the septic yanks (Americans) say is "So ***damn fast!"

I wonder what happens if I hit the person who said that the cars must be 1000% very hard in the face? If anyone has done it before please tell me, I'd love to know.

Tuesday 25 November 2008

Hello!

I am a man with many thoughts and wonders.Maybe too much but anyway,I wanted a way for me to express my thoughts and wonders without my principal calling me a liar and threaten to expel me from school (that wasn't a joke i'm serious).

Sometimes I wonder, do girls fart?This kind of things doesn't really bother me until a few days ago when i watched You So Crazy, A stand up comedy by Martin Lawrence from the movie Bad Boys.He was talking about racism and the girls only want his money and jealous woman.Then he talks about how when people are in love they startdoing thins in front of each other they wouldn't normaly do when they first met each other like running out of the room just to fart.

And I wonder,again,do girls really fart?If they do, they really know how to hold it.Thats why they always complaining about cramps.Like one night you both in bed and ready to make love then suddenly the girl says"NO BABY I GOT CRAMPS!"

Honestly I would be like"who cares im ready to Fuck!"If there are girls reading this right now(which is highly unlikely) and are offended,you have my apologies but please tell me, do girls really fart?