Stupid Stuff

You may imagine that a bloke like me would rather go out on the weekend and look at a womans arse (and you might be right) but sometimes i surf the net, not for porn (No im not a pervert) but to search for some stupid stuff.

                                      What I found was a Jolly policeman advertisement on the back of a bus in Hampshire.See if you could spot whats wrong in the picture

Heres a clue:It has something to do with his penis

Poor man.You know what lets keep this silent.

Full size toy cars

I know there are some guys out there when you are in a toys store you always look out for little licensed toy car models.I freely admit that I do that sometimes.The thing is that the toys of a 1:15 scale toy car is abot $5, so that means that the factory sells it to the retailers for about $2.
Everything on the little car works (except that it doesn't have an engine). It is even better built than the real thing (the bonnet of the Range Rover Sport fits better on the car than on the real thing).I wonder why don't the factories make their cars full sized? If they do make it full sized it would cost about $75.Spend like $300 on the engine cause no one in Singapore drives fast anyway. I know ya'll are asking "What about safety?".Well my sensible readers, take a toy car and throw it against the wall.Normally people throw things at the speed of 90km/h, so if you scale it up it would be 945km/h.You would notice that the car isin't even chipped.There you go,
forget General Motors, Corgy is the future!

my favorite Movie of this year

There were alot of great movies out this year. Obviously the biggest is 'The Dark Knight'.I'm suprised by how good the movie is. The first time I never slept through a batman movie. And "Quantum of Solace" was greater than Casino Royale which is one of the greatest Bond movies ever.

They were all great but one movie stands out head,shoulders, chest, hip, knees and chin bones above the rest(to me at least) is Speed Racer.

Some people say that it is too childish too cartoony.Well those people are sad and have no imagination.Speed Racer is a good film. I wont say what its about (i know what its about but i just don't bother).It has a good script, great special effects and the best ever art direction.Too bad the acting aint good enough, its like watching childish men=)

what were you thinking Lewis?!!

A few weeks ago, Lewis was declared the winner of the 2008 F1 season making him the youngest and first black person to win in the sport. That is all very interesting, but there is something else.

When he won,some people heard his girlfriend ,Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls, say "You're gonna get it tonight". Then i read in mirror.co.uk that he actually stayed up till 9am.

Now Lewis if you're reading this right now, if your girlfriend is a pussy cat doll saying you're gonna get it tonight,go to bed and have it!

Or maybe he didn't understand what she meant.Imagine this:

Nicole Scherzinger: You're gonna get it tonight

Lewis Hamilton: Tonight? but I already won it!

Nicole: NO NOT THAT YOU IDIOT!!

The 2009 F1 cars

If anybody bothers to read the papers every morning(I myself don't bother), you would know that almost all the cars are , and there's no other way of saying it, UGLY!

Now you see what I mean.The old cars were beutifully desinged with curves desinged in wind tunnels to cut through the air with ease. Now it seems like they didn't bother with the wind tunnels. Look at that rear wing. It seems like they modelled it on a box before puting it on the cars. Everythig looks the front wing is smaller now don't it?Reminds me of those formula 3000 cars which the septic yanks (Americans) say is "So ***damn fast!"

I wonder what happens if I hit the person who said that the cars must be 1000% very hard in the face? If anyone has done it before please tell me, I'd love to know.

Hello!

I am a man with many thoughts and wonders.Maybe too much but anyway,I wanted a way for me to express my thoughts and wonders without my principal calling me a liar and threaten to expel me from school (that wasn't a joke i'm serious).

Sometimes I wonder, do girls fart?This kind of things doesn't really bother me until a few days ago when i watched You So Crazy, A stand up comedy by Martin Lawrence from the movie Bad Boys.He was talking about racism and the girls only want his money and jealous woman.Then he talks about how when people are in love they startdoing thins in front of each other they wouldn't normaly do when they first met each other like running out of the room just to fart.

And I wonder,again,do girls really fart?If they do, they really know how to hold it.Thats why they always complaining about cramps.Like one night you both in bed and ready to make love then suddenly the girl says"NO BABY I GOT CRAMPS!"

Honestly I would be like"who cares im ready to Fuck!"If there are girls reading this right now(which is highly unlikely) and are offended,you have my apologies but please tell me, do girls really fart?